In case you’ve forgotten, the second season of Louie (starring the always reliably chuckle-worthy Louis CK) returns tonight on FX at 10:30 pm! That’s probably why he was on Jay Leno last night being hilarious. I offer the following clip with my sincerest apologies for ever posting anything on this blog that has anything to do with Jay Leno. (On the other hand, I figure Louis CK’s awesomeness infinitely outweighs Leno’s loathsomeness.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

I demand an apology for putting Leno on this blog.
This is my safe place.
Fuck you.
You’re a sell-out Stevie Humparino!!!!
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I AM WITH VICODIN. Except..I will refill it once. Just once. Because the doctor won’t refill it after that.
We KNEW you secretly watched Leno. We KNEW it. You FUCKer.
It’s spelled “percocet”
spelled “percocet”
@kiala: we both know that oxycodone is better than hydrocodone. I don’t know why you keep taking the boringer of the two.
I’d rather throttle puppies than watch Leno. And I’m vegan.
@F Cup: Steve watches Leno *while* throttling his puppy, so to speak.
But you should see Lenos’ car collection. I can forgive him a lot just for that reason.
I’m not sure a collection of ill begotten cars is necessarily justification for a lifetime of being an absolute dick shit.
But I could be wrong.