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Behold! A somewhat gorgeous video of a hillbilly shotgunning a beer while jumping on a trampoline… IN SLOW MOTION.
Behold! An equally somewhat gorgeous video of the same hillbilly racking his nuts on the same trampoline, probably because he was shotgunning a beer earlier… IN SLOW MOTION.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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project this in an art museum already.
Am I really the only one here that knows what ‘shotgunning a beer’ means? Geez…sorry for being on all your lawns.
I watched that and MY nuts hurt, then crawled up inside.OOWWWW!!!!!
Reymont. I know – and yeah, that ain’t shotgunning. That is “drinking a beer.”
I find hipsters trying to look aloof and interesting far more amusing. This is way to easy. And leave Gresham alone!
Why are you making fun of my cousins? It took the Mecklems centuries to drag ourselves out of the backwoods. Sadly, not all of us made it.
Real Billy’s of the Hill wear straw hats and shredded, mud caked suspenders.