Okay, I can deal with zombie squids. But zombie squids in my soup? NOT OKAY!

And, OH FUCK!! THIS ONE’S EVEN WORSE!!!

These culinary nightmares brought to you by Eater.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jwvaEpYbUIM

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

7 replies on “Day of the Undead Squid (Or, That’s Your Dinner)”

  1. Mr. Humphrey,

    Can you put a warning on these disturbing video posts? I almost threw up. If you put a warning up, then I won’t be so angry with you after I ignore the warning and watch it anyway.

    Thanks!

  2. Apparently they are actually dead. their nerves are reacting to the salt. Which makes sense because if they were alive they would try to take off, not just sit there.

  3. generally I feel that you suck Humphrey but that clip is epic. Did no one else think maybe the squid was singing “the entertainer”? “Hello my baby, hello my sweetie, hello my ragtime girl….”. Damn Spaceballs

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