Okay, so this video says it was originally uploaded back in 2009—which is a goddamn good thing, because if this were a recent video? All you would see is my empty office chair spinning while I got the FAWK out of town!
Anyway, apparently there was this GIANT CLOWN who used to love racing around Portland on inline skates terrorizing people? WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS?? (Though I admit it’s pretty funny to watch him chase down a frightened couple on a bicycle built for two.)

I dunno whatever happened to this clown, but hopefully the police tracked it down and killed it.
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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

7 replies on “Fuuuuck!!! A GIANT CLOWN ON INLINE SKAAAAATES!!!”

  2. Yo fuck tha mainstream clownz. This fool look like he should be at some kidz birthday party or some shit, Any fool who is scared of this wack ass clown is a strait up bitch. Me an a few of my homiez in tha worldwide juggalo undrground could put the smackdown on this fool in 2 seconds flat then step back and scratch our nutz. But then, if he’s willing to respect tha Family, I’d give him a hug and pass the blunt. It’s all about love, u know what Im sayin? WHOOPWHOOP.
    I’m down wit tha clown till Im dead in tha ground MMFWCL

  4. He came to the Portland Halloween Bizarre in 2009 at the Lloyd Center Doubletree Inn. He would stand still outside of the event space, and then lunge at people and scare the crap out them. It’s pretty intimidating close up. He specializes in giant costumes. Cool dude.

  6. Yawn. So bored with clowns, zombies AND pirates. And SantaCon. Can’t you dumb ass Portland hipsters come up with something new for a change?

    (ducking)

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