Seriously. Elephant habitat on primo real estate! EL-LA-FANTS in Oregon on gazillions of dollars of real estate that could be producing TAXES, Bitches! Fuck the ZOO!
As a middle-aged white male I feel like I should be outraged by this yet I'm not sure why I would be. Fuck the zoo (that makes as much sense here as anywhere.)
Also, FUCK THE ZOO!!!!!!!!!!!!