The Naked Cowboy is running for president. For the Tea Party.
I think he may have a few obstacles ahead of him in grabbing a “Tea Party nomination,” since he happens to be someone who makes a living off his own nudity, and is trying to appeal to the same voters who bought THIS TAPE in the ’90s and are still afraid the Clintons want to kill them.
Naked Cowboy, you’re just too sexy to be the rescuer of America’s Christians from genocide. Even cleaned up, you’re still standing in front of campaign posters donning the silhouette of your unholy man bulge. And if there’s anything a good Christian mamma grizzly hates, it’s an unholy man bulge. Except for Christine O’Donnell; she’s a fan.
Thank you, poeTV, for helping me find two unrelated things to creatively link together so as to generalize people I don’t agree with.
The naked cowboy is not naked! He wears a guitar and briefs.
Naked Cowboy / Mo Tucker 2012!
Waitaminute…they FOUND OUT about our New Age agenda to exterminate Christians? WHO BLABBED??!?
@bbbbb you could call it the “Lonesome Naked Cowboy Bill”
Shit, if all it took was some amethyst and sandlewood to exterminate Christians we could’ve taken care of this a looong time ago.
Why doesn’t PDX have a Naked Hipster guitarist?