That Show About the Weed Guy
Web Series High Maintenance Makes a Successful Transition to HBO
Cannabuzz: Just Don't Call It a Bud and Breakfast
A Look at the Cannabis-Friendly North Fork 53 Homestead
Cannabuzz: How to Make “So Damn Strong” Canna Cookies
You’re Welcome
Read the 2016 Oregon Cannabis Guide!
Your Annual Mini-Magazine About All Things Weed Has Arrived
Cannabuzz: Weed Reads
What to Read Before—and After—You Get High
Ask a Pot Lawyer: How to Get Your Weed Worker Permit
It’s Not Hard, But You’ll Need to Study Up—and Pony Up
Ask a Pot Lawyer: CBD Pet Treats Are a Thing?
Yep, They Are.
Weed Begins at 40
How I Got Back into the Pot Game
Ask a Pot Lawyer: Are We Headed Toward "Big Canna"?
Are Giant Marijuana Companies on the Way?
It’s Like a Humidor for Your Weed
We Tried Out the Cannador Storage System
My Roommate, the Weed Chemist
A Conversation with Green Leaf Lab About Canna Science
The Future of Oregon's Weed Industry
Our Cannabis Programs Are the Best in the Country
Roll Away the Stone: Great Stoner Albums You Need to Hear
More Than 100 Albums to Pack Your Bowl To
The Stoner Games
Perfect Summer Games to Play Under the Influence of Weed
How to be High in Public
(Don't Actually Do Any of These Things)
Hi. I'm Francine Colman-Gutierrez. You say you like pot? Here are some things you are wrong about:
"My clothes and hair don't smell that bad": You're wrong about that, they smell infinitely worse.
Sativa vs. indica: There's absolutely no fucking difference, and you're wrong to think there is.
The munchies: Umm hmm, like you don't ALWAYS want snacks.
"Pot shops are happy to answer my questions": Nobody likes answering your questions.
"Weed makes me too paranoid": Wrong. Weed makes you just paranoid enough.
Hemp: Pot's legal now, so let's stop pretending hemp has an actual purpose.
Pot brownies: Hey, great job ruining some perfectly good brownies.
Your "awesome" vaporizer: Awesome? Then how come it only vaporizes weed?
"Weed makes me better at video games": Let's take this discussion to Mario Kart, where I'll show you how wrong you are.
"Now that it's legal, weed is cool!": Nice try, narc.
Government conspiracies: You might be on to something.
"4:20": According to my watch, you've got 40 more minutes of work, ace.
"See the thing about cannabinoids is...": Sorry, what was that? I fell asleep for a second.
Tie-dye: More like why-dye?
Saying names of strains aloud: You're never not going to sound like an asshole.
"Weed legalization puts local dealers out of business": On the upside, he won't be hanging out at my house for 45 extra minutes explaining Game of Thrones.
Knife hits: Should I call the emergency room in advance?
"Shatter": Stop trying to make weed sound like it's a real drug.
"Couch lock": Actually, you're just lazy.
Saying "namaste" instead of goodbye: Go fuck yourself.
"Hippie Speedball": The only place coffee and weed should be combined is in a landfill.
Edibles: Because why wouldn't I want to wait two hours to get high, and then be out of my mind for six more?
"Oh wait... now I get it": Glad you could join us, Einstein.
