NOW THAT recreational weed is on its way, I've heard a common concern: People are excited about it, but how can they tell their family and friends about their appreciation for the (soon-to-be completely legal) green stuff? This is a valid question, although it's not going to be anywhere near as difficult and divisive as other "coming out of the closet" conversations.

With all respect where it's due, perhaps those who enjoy weed can take inspiration from the many brave men and women who have willingly outed themselves as LGBTQ. There are some similarities: Over the years, both camps have suffered media- and culture-driven stereotypes, religious judgment, harassment from law enforcement, and even jail time. Both have been told they are unfit parents and been threatened with having their children taken away; both have been discriminated against in matters of employment and housing.

But this is a real reach. Cannabis users haven't suffered a Stonewall-type incident, endured brutal street assaults, or been murdered by bigots. (Although overzealous cops shot and killed unarmed growers during Drug War raids.) And—big difference—no one can really say that cannabis use is anything but a choice; by making any actual comparative claims of hardship, you deserve nothing more sympathetic than a slap to the dome.

So just remember you don't have it so bad. And if and when you decide to tell everyone about your love affair with weed, consider these tips:

Don't do it stoned. Yes, there are those of you who, while high, feel capable of presenting an argument with rapier-like wit, a death-grip hold on the facts, and a flowing cadence of speech. But it's wiser to forgo toking up before having "the talk," no matter how much you want to be able to say, "And another thing, Mother... I am high RIGHT NOW."

Be understanding. Your next-door neighbor's total knowledge of all things cannabis may come via Fox News, the PSA where the stoned kid shoots himself, and the drivel taught by the DARE program. So be prepared for some shade throwing and common misconceptions. Breathe and don't take it personally.

Be prepared. When someone tells you smoking cannabis makes you lazy, stupid, and unmotivated, be ready to counter by mentioning people who partook and managed to do okay—such as Steve Jobs, Carl Sagan, Bob Dylan, Rick Steves, Phil Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Willie Nelson, Jon Stewart, and even the anti-Jon Stewart, Rush Limbaugh. (He did okay financially. Morally and spiritually? No. You can't win them all.)

"I learned it by watching YOU." I don't have kids, but if I did, I'd tell them, "Santa can only afford to bring toys to children everywhere, including our house, by growing and selling weed to his elves." But you'll probably want to take a different approach. Maybe talk about how important it is for adults to have the freedom to choose for themselves, while emphasizing the risks of each choice and why it's sometimes a bad idea for children to be able to make those same choices.

Or use the Santa thing. Your call.