General Jan 1, 2014 at 4:00 am

Things Not Invited Back to 2014

Did You Annoy Alex Falcone in 2013? Well, It's a New Year... So Cut It OUT.

Alex Falcone
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1
A beautiful, comprehensive list!
ElaineBenes on January 1, 2014 at 1:41 PM Report this
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I'll bet primo advertiser Sizzle Pie is very happy about one of these things.
eprophet on January 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM Report this
3
You forgot tweet recycling!
Todd Mecklem on January 1, 2014 at 10:04 PM Report this
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I agree with most of this list. Too bad the Mercury is a half rate paper.
aronmaiden137 on January 2, 2014 at 8:19 AM Report this
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I'M JUST BEING GREEN, @TODD!
Alex Falcone on January 2, 2014 at 8:48 AM Report this
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ALEX i notice the cartoons have mustaches all of them, but mustaches are not not invited back for 2014. WTF
i'mrightyourwrong on January 2, 2014 at 9:15 AM Report this
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All pretty funny, but why is the Country Music Festival terrible.

Where is your diversity? You fucking elitist hipster...
Joe Sixpack on January 2, 2014 at 10:36 AM Report this
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I LOVE THAT MOST OF THIS LIST IS JUST "THINGS PEOPLE DO ON FACEBOOK."
Drunk & Write on January 2, 2014 at 10:52 AM Report this
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Worst, I,Anon, ever.
[redacted] on January 2, 2014 at 12:00 PM Report this
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I thought we said goodbye to Alex in 2013 too?
frankieb on January 2, 2014 at 4:31 PM Report this
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Frankie, you're confusing him with whatsisname, that kale guy.
Todd Mecklem on January 2, 2014 at 7:48 PM Report this
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The BiMart Country Music Festival is so awesome I believe they're already advertising the 2016 Festival on local billboards--featuring Darryl Worley, Trace Adkins, and some other charming cowboy hat-wearing dude...
Grandpa Jack Bogdanski on January 3, 2014 at 10:08 AM Report this
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As somebody who developed a taste for REAL bluegrass and "alt" country later in life, I can assure each and every one of you that the Bi-Mart Festival(tm) is not authentic old-time or country music in any sense of the word - it's Clear Channel Southern Rock.

No thanks. Burn that shit and go to String Summit.
taiganaut on January 3, 2014 at 6:39 PM Report this
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+1 for not calling food pics food porn. But let's just knock off 99% of food pics in general. Your meal in photo form does not look nearly as appetizing as you think. And I also don't really care that you ate wild boar for dinner last night, or that you cooked your morning bacon and eggs in a cast iron skillet.
ERN on January 7, 2014 at 1:02 PM Report this
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And these bros don't even wear cowboy hats.
friedokra on January 9, 2014 at 2:24 PM Report this

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