Last night at about 2:45 am. Me and my friend were walking down a side street from Alberta. A block or two off, I look up and see a lady going to town on someone. I point it out to my bro and we decide to park it right there. We share a large bag of smart food and finish some beers as we watch a lovely looking gal and ?( it don’t matter) fully going for it. Multiple positions goddamn a lot of passion.. It must have been hot as hell in that attic room! We consumed multiple beers and when a final was realized, we clapped. At the least i was reminded of how much fun sex is and my buddy has taken to trying to get laid if or the first time in like 3 years. It was awesome, you were awesome and thank you!

6 replies on “House of Humping”

  1. She was “going to town” on him you say? But surely Alberta is already in town? I would say, rather, that she was “going a country mile” on him.

  2. That’s pretty foul and disgusting. How degrading. Where was this disgusting person living again, I/A? Tell me exactly where on Alberta, and at what time this was happening, so that I know where never to walk and when to never walk.

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