Sports Mar 19, 2009 at 10:44 am

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Evans, you're a tool. The fact that you write about the Timbers like its epic poetry is lame. Your scarf is gay.

"If all goes well, you won't hear another word or pay a cent for an MLS team to come to Portland, or a new AAA baseball park."

What's your point? That you were wrong and we're going to pay a ton for it?
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Blabby's salty, bitter tears are DELICIOUS.
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Gay?

Fuck off Blabby you suppurating diseased cunt.
4
I survive off the tears of blabby
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HAI GUYZ!

I heard there were tears to drink?
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@ Blabby

In the words of one of my favorite scribes: "EADDIAF".
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I heard that If you drink Blabby's tears it turns you into failed journalist Jack Bogdanski for 30 minutes.
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Ohhh, I think Blabby needs a hug. Careful though, he's obviously got some serious psycho-sexual issues to deal with regarding his sexuality.

Hey, Blabmaster B, homophobia is often times the outward portrayal of interior sexual orientation questioning. Please seek a little counseling and stop spreading your sexual orientation hate speech.

Also, scarves can't be gay (in either the happy or homosexual sense)...they are inanimate objects (much like your brain, it appears).

Thanks! Looking forward to seeing you at the MLS Timbers games!

Great job, Mark...keep up the good work!
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Blabby actually has a good point: of all the quotes Mark could have cited, why pick one that turned out to be completely wrong? Maybe the pickings were slim, I don't know, but it seems like a pretty weak effort.

And the word "gay" has many meanings, only one of which is "homosexual." We also would have accepted "happy" or "douchebag-ish." I suspect he was going for the latter.
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Hey Daaaaaave, I got something salty and bitter for you to suck on right here!

Psychoanalyze that, Cap Ap.

Also, all of you suck it. Your scarves ARE gay, as evidenced by the disconcerting man-love the Timber's Army feels for the suspiciously well-groomed Merritt Paulson.
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Uh-oh, Blabby is throwing a tantrum...clear the way. It's okay, stud, I'm sure you will work out that confusion soon and will be much better for it.

I have faith in your ability to grow as a person (even if your posts and seeming maturity level suggest otherwise).

Oh, and GLV, gay doesn't mean 'douchbag-ish' in anyone's dictionary but the homophobes!

Have a gay old time, everyone!
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Sore losers are funny. If there's one thing being a Timbers fan has taught us, it should be that being on the losing side doesn't mean you can't have fun.

So hey Blabby, chillax & come let your frustrations out at the pitch this weekend. Friday, UP, Merlo Field, Timbers v. NY Red Bulls, $10 at the gate.
Trust me, there's nothing like screaming at blind, deaf ref to take your mind off your losing battles.
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Wow, Blabby really is an unwiped asshole.
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Blabby, if you show up on Friday, we can sneak under the bleachers and I'll let you touch my cock. No teeth though you naughty boy.
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I have a friend who is as gay as they make 'em (as in, he enjoys engaging in sexual activities with people of the same gender). He uses "gay" to mean "douchebag-ish" all the time. Is he a homophobe? Let me guess: you don't actually know any gay people, so you throw around accusations of homophobia so liberally simply because you don't know any better?
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Of course, Blabby just proved me wrong, so I guess this is a moot point.
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Oh, do you have a friend, GLV? That's as 'gay' as they make them? Does that make his as 'douchbaggy' as they make them, too? According to your 'logic'...it does.

Or is this like having a black friend who magically gives you the ability to make racist jokes in an acceptable manner?

And don't worry, I know and am friends with quite a few gay people (oh, and by gay I mean homosexual, not "douchebag-ish")...not that that matters in the conversation of slurs.

Now, please, get back to class...you're going to be late for study hall.


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Blabby = Andrew "Dice" Clay?

Know what it feels like to get your boondoggle green lit? Boondogglicious! Daaaaave boondoggled Blabby! Daaaaave boondoggled Blabby!

In the butt!
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Anywaaaaaay....

I'm glad we're getting a MLS team AND a new baseball stadium.

Please wait...

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