Okay, sure, fine... maybe there are bigger problems in the world than a meager selection of vibrator colors. And yet? WHY ARE THERE SO FEW VIBRATOR COLORS?? Check out this I, Anonymous submission titled, "Bad Vibes." (Oooh, also! Do you have a rant or confession you need to get off your chest? Send it anonymously to the I, Anonymous blog!)

Every time I venture out to buy a sex toy, I’m greeted with a wall of options that range in color from princess pink to royal purple.

Sure, if I squint I can find a light blue one here or maybe an orange one there, but pinks and purples are by far the dominant colors in the high-quality vibrator rainbow.

 It’s obviously not the biggest deal in the world, but I find the whole situation infantilizing...

Oh, there's more where that came from! Read the entire thing here, and send in your rant or confession (about vibrators... or maybe something else?) to the I, Anonymous Blog!