I can tell a lot from this photo. You're left-handed, or sometimes wish you were, you work as some sort of editor, you keep a shell around your fragile ego, while pretending that you don't give a damn, you wish you could take more vacations, you're an arrested-development case, and you masturbate a lot. Also, you need a better camera.
AH-HAH! WRONG, A-HOLE! I'M RIGHT HANDED!!