Helloha Blogtowners,

I'm the Mercury's old art director from 2009 through 2011. Now I'm back in Portland, and I'm the Mercury's new art director! After leaving I moved to the middle of the Pacific Ocean on a tiny island called Maui. While there I slayed dragons, taught my son how to shoot lazers out of his eyes, surfed red hot lava waves into the loving arms and nipples of Neptune's kingdom, and a bunch of artsy farts stuff.

If you don't believe me watch this video.