As mentioned in this week's column, I am retiring I Love Television™ (America's favorite column™!) after an illustrious and mostly profane 20 years. HOWEVER! I would be remiss not to give a huge shout-out to my partner-in-crime, artist Jeremy Eaton, who illustrated my work for most of its long, long run. HE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST, and that ain't no lie. Check out a lot more of this very talented artist's work here, and the following top ten I Love Television™ illustrations chosen from years past. THANKS JEREMY!

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