The Fertile Ground theater festival starts tonight with a kickoff dance party at Backspace, featuring performances from theater-affiliated bands like Iretsu. Get a festival pass for $50 off by following this link and using the coupon code “LCD.” Here, allow me to guilt trip you into going.
Vertigo does Mamet’s Romance at Theater! Theatre!, which is a courtroom farce and not in actuality a romance. (If you’re looking for romance, try Frankie and Johnny in the Claire de Lune at the Coho. Leave during intermission, you’ll still get your money’s worth.)
Youthful humiliation becomes briefly fashionable at the Someday Lounge as Mortified returns, tonight and tomorrow, 8 pm, $10. (Next time they have tryouts, I’m going to submit this photo of myself circa 1992. AWESOME RIGHT.)

IT’S CATURDAY, POST SOME FUCKING CATS!!!
Is that some kind of cult regalia you’re wearing in 1992?
It’s Halloween! I was a hot dog!