I couldn’t decide between the guy who wanted the tickets to cheer up his fiancee (awww), the girl who hasn’t had sex in a year and wanted to “inject some eroticism” into her life (I hear ya, sister), or the lady who wanted the tickets for her best friend’s birthday. How’m I supposed to pick just one of you sweet, sad people? So I made someone else choose a name at random, and the winner is… Elinor Jones! Congrats, lady, and enjoy the show.
The rest of you can find tickets here if you really want to go so bad.
Yay!!
It has been a rough day at the office and this news might just salvage my afternoon. Thanks, Alison! I’m totally, like, e-hugging you.
Awesome news!
Some dude’s tone sounds a little bit sarcastic and perhaps like that of a person who is going to sleep alone on Tuesday night.