Attention all geeks, nerds and Poindexters who still argue over who is faster, “Superman or the Flash.” One of the greatest arguments of all time has been settled. Now, via this hilarious video, you can finally find out who would win in an intergalactic war: the crew of Star Trek: Next Generation or Darth Vader from Star Wars.
HEY, STOP SCOFFING! THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT.
Besides, who ever thought that you’d be rooting for Darth Vader? Enterprise, two nerdgasms to beam up!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Hey, what kind of argument is that? Flash or Superman? It’s long been canon that the Flash is the fastest thing ever. He might even break relativity and be faster than light.
pssh, as a geek, nerd, and poindexter, i feel obliged to bring up that i have already gotten this information from reddit, mixx, and their bastard child digg. BACK TO OTHER THINGS.
It’s irresponsible to mix sci-fi worlds like that. You risk tearing a hole in the nerd-geek continuum.