Above: Artwork inspired by the most terrifying piece of slash fanfic ever written.
Above: Artwork inspired by the most terrifying piece of slash fanfic ever written.
  • Above: Artwork inspired by the most terrifying piece of slash fanfic ever written.

Last year, dear Blogtown denizens, I gave you “Christmas in the Stars” and “R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas.” (YOU’RE WELCOME.) This year: the nonsensical “What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?)” and the even more nonsensical “The Odds Against Christmas.” Enjoy them… if you dare.

What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?)

The Odds Against Christmas

Thanks for doing your damnedest to ruin Christmas, Meco Monardo.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.