In case you decided against staying up last night to see the moon getting flooded with blood from the tears of Jesus Christ—that’s the scientific explanation—Time magazine produced a nine-second GIF so you could watch the Blood Moon in a less boring fashion.

However! If that one’s too slow for you, here’s an even faster Blood Moon!

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WHEEEEEEEE!! BLOOD MOON! WHEEEEEEEE! JESUS’ TEARS! WHEEEEEEE!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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