Aaron Beam

Fuck the Lakers (2001) The NBA season may be over, but that doesn’t mean you have to stop watching basketball. Here are some “slam dunks” and “finger rolls” (and even some “bricks”) you can “take to the hole” of your VCR. Hoop Dreams (1994)–Originally made for Minnesota public television, this amazing documentary follows the high […]

SPERM Donors Though it may surprise you, there has been more than one film made about attaching a codpiece device to a guy’s twig ‘n’ berries in order to collect the “fruit of his loins.” Sure, one or two of these pictures are passable, but most make me ask, “Why is Hollywood spending so much […]

Temptation Island should indicate to most of us that America has finally hit an all time low. We’re all a bunch of insane freaks that can think of nothing better to do than watch other freaks live their insane and freakish lives. So enjoy these freakish documentaries documenting the freakish lives of other freaks, you […]