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Ron Artest Will Say Anything
Ezra thinks this is dumb, but I find it marvelous. Any pro-athlete who manages to spit out an original thought rather than recycling another trite cliche is cool in my book. And Sweet Coffee Jesus, is there anywhere in town you can go without overhearing Blazer-buzz? If it abounds on Alberta, in the build-up to […]
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Bridgetown Begins Tomorrow
You know that muscle in your chest that gets sore when you can’t stop laughing? I’m so ready for that fucker to burn—beginning Thursday the Bridgetown Comedy Festival takes over Hawthorne. Tickets and a bracelet good for all weekend are available here. And just in case you need more convincing, check this nice little highlight […]
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Bridgetown!
As Alison mentioned earlier, we’ve got a goddamn comedy festival on our hands and you can win tickets. This is very, very good news. To celebrate, I want to share a local performer’s standout set from the inaugural Bridgetown. Ladies and gentleman, from the Oregon coast, Ron Funches:
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Get Your Piece Of Neverland
Holy Jesus Juice! I’m getting me some Rhinestone Socks! A whole shitload of stuff from Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch is being auctioned off… Well, pretty much everything! You could be the proud owner of, oh, I don’t know, one of MJ’s Rhinestone Gloves, a full-length red velvet cape, some of his custom paintings and statues, […]
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Tight as a Whip
White Denim and the Lone Star State
Deep into the heart of Texas with White Denim.
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Hot Live Blog Action – Nets vs Blazers
Here we are, once again at the Rose Garden, this time welcoming the New Jersery Swamps, I mean the New Jersey Club Shirts… no, wait, it’s the Nets. That’s right. Good Lord though, if any team could be re-named… The New Jersey Sopranos? The New Jersey Manhattan’s Buttholes? If you’ll excuse me, I’m still trying […]
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Blazers Backstage
A peek into the locker rooms and back halls of the Rose Garden after last night’s loss to the Dallas Mavericks:
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Hot Live Blog Action – Mavs vs Blazers
The difference is striking—compared with Monday’s high-pitched blood match against the Lakers, this evening at the Rose Garden feels more like an afternoon at a hippie commune. And so goes the comedown. The trick is to stay just high enough to knock off these assholes from Texas, led by the big ugly German. That’s right, […]
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Thom Friedman Video
A condensed video from Thom Friedman yesterday at PSU (would’ve gotten it up then but YouTube was being a little bitch). I skipped over most of the “causes” portion of the presentation, which you’ve likely heard before. If not, buy the book or start reading his column. The freshest meat is toward the end: Friedman […]
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Hot Live Blog Action – Lakers vs Blazers
Look, we can debate whether or not the Lakers and Blazers are indeed legitimate rivals. But it hardly matters. What’s clear, when the Lake show comes to town, is that the atmosphere changes. Cheers and boos are louder. The food in the press room is better. The arena is brimming. Opposing jerseys appear in the […]