There’s a little saying around the NBA: every city thinks the Lakers are their rivals. But most of those cities never suffered this humiliation. It’s kind of like Portland’s own 9/11—we’ll never forget. Tonight, on this very blog, we’ll be covering the event live. I’ll be blogging and will bring along my trusty little hand-held […]
Andrew R Tonry
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Hot Live Blog Action – Wolves vs Blazers
The Blazers, like much of greater Portland, are saddled with a hangover. Their last game, Thursday at Denver, could’ve put the Blazers into first place in the NW division. Instead they were throttled, and now find themselves in third. It was a pretty stiff beating Portland took in the Mile High City and tonight the […]
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Hot Live Blog Action – Paces vs Blazers
As a fan, tonight I feel like I’m on cruise control. I’ve been high and coasting ever since Sunday when the Blazers dismantled the Spurs and whipped them like the saggy geezers they are (becoming). So tonight’s game against the loser Pacers should be nothing, right? Simply an appetizer, because if the Blazers win tonight, […]
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Hot Live Blog Action – Blazers vs Spurs
Good afternoon from the Rose Garden, just in time for for a matinee game that looks like an important one. As Trail Blazers TV commentator Mike Rice said recently, for Portland to make the playoffs they have to beat the under .500 teams and win at home. Enter the Spurs who, behind Tony Parker’s ridiculous […]
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Bush Invades Indian Burial Ground
File this one under Good Morning News. Or maybe Sad Proof That Fucking With Indian Burial Grounds Wont Get You Cursed. Why? Because “Legend has it that Prescott S. Bush stole Geronimo’s skull.” Jesus Christ! (Or should I invoke the Great Spirit?) Where does it end with these people? As if Prescott’s illegal dealings with […]
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Hot Live Blog Action – Blazers vs Grizzlies
Here we are, back at the ol’ Rose Garden, settling in for the stretch run that’ll see the Blazers return to the playoffs or leave a whole lot of folks scratching their heads—and a few looking for new jobs. Making the postseason is no sure thing, but against clowns like Memphis (who Portland is to […]
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Blazers vs Thunder – Hot Live Blog Action
Perhaps you’ve noticed—the Blazers have been playing like garbage lately. Sure, they beat the Knicks Sunday on a prayer from Brandon Roy (and a foolish strategic folly). Before that Portland got beat like a drum by the very same Oklahoma City team visiting tonight. So this game—as well as being necessary to enter the all […]
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In The Future…
In the future your studio apartment wont suck so bad. In fact, it could even be desireable. Get a load of this shit: 24 Rooms in one. Moving walls—bedroom, living room, wet bar, library, whatever else, all transmutable in the same space. Good God. This is so awesome it might even be worth the Soylent […]
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Parade on My Rain
Sunset Valley Return for Their Last Goodbye
The last days of Sunset Valley.
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Everything About This Is Perfect
Aside from that, I don’t have a clue. It sort of just broke my brain. And that’s just the way I like it. Enjoy:
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Psyched or Scared?
Looks like there will be an “Arrested Development” movie after all. A good idea? Let’s hope we don’t look back like “I’ve made a huge mistake.”