Bieber news flash: Going to Taco Bell doesn’t make you a taco.
Ann Romano
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Someone doesn’t tolerate “bitchassness.”
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Ariana Grande licks doughnuts, hates America.
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The Top 7 Celebrities Who Should Move to Portland
Darlings! As you can see, this issue of the Mercury is devoted to Portland’s newcomers—which means we should be using this space to familiarize newbies with Portland’s celebrities. The only problem with that? PORTLAND HAS NO CELEBRITIES. (Seriously, name one. Pink Martini’s Thomas Lauderdale? Give us a fucking break. The only time he’d be recognized […]
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The ultimate list of celebs who should move to Portland!
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News flash: Kim Davis is a real a-hole.
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This just in: Mel Gibson is a butthole.
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Looks like Subway (and the Duggars) need a new spokesperson.
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Ben Affleck’s delicious nanny scandal!
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And now, a word from Lenny Kravitz’s penis.
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Donald Trump’s lawyer: worse than Donald Trump.
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Portland’s most infamous dildo-tosser speaks!