Anonymous

You’ve made me wait over a year to get our cat checked out by the vet. The lump on his leg has grown from pea size to golf ball size. Now we need to wait longer because you’re stressed out from work and life and all the other things. It’s not going to get any […]

Every night I can only sleep for a few hours at a time because I’m overwhelmed by nightmares where an unseen, uncaring force is trying to kill me. Tonight I dreamt I was trapped in a building surrounded by automated machines that would shoot me if I walked outside. In my dream I knew that […]

Experiencing a lot of low days lately. When I get depressed like this, it ends up feeling like this is how it’s always been and how it always will be. I know that’s probably not true. I hope I’m on the right path. Right now it doesn’t feel like it. It feels like I need […]

They’re so stupid. The number one salad of all time is the damn salad you get with Mexican food. Sliced iceberg lettuce, seven small cubes of tomato, and Ranch dressing. Granted, I did not read the “Best Salad of All Time” article, as I am cheap. But I doubt they got it right.

I’d like to go a few days without feeling like I’m just burying more depression on top of piles of depression. I feel weak and unimportant. Like I’m only here to work and be taken for granted. I’m tired of being told I need to communicate just so I can be shut told and punished […]

Why are we expected to constantly be connected? twenty years ago we’d probably talk on the phone every few days and see each other once a week. A hundred and twenty years ago we’d write each other letters and sit in my aunt’s foyer while she decides if you can afford my dowry. Today we’ve […]

So here’s my radical plan to save Portland: Throw some red meat to Clackamas County and Vancouver residents by paving all of I-205 to the limit of the easement. Shut down I-5, through Portland and reclaim the real estate to create more housing and green space. Create a transit corridor to move people not cars. […]

I hope you know I was never rolling anything ulterior. I was confused when I reached out, sure, but look, even that was a long time ago now. We spent years building a new friendship as new people, striking sparks and setting fires with a platonic chemistry as the people we’ve become. Right? That’s what […]

The bubblegum shortage has escalated into a full-scale outage, with retailers confirming shelves are bare and warehouses empty. Distributors say back-orders have reached record highs, and manufacturers have no confirmed date for resuming production. The last supplies vanished overnight, and the people are all out of bubble gum. Consumer groups are calling on federal, state, […]

I mean, really that’s all there is to it. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it. Always knew he was a dick, but didn’t realize that he looks like one too.

Sorry, I know I’m supposed to like these people, and most probably do. But it’s super weird the way they approach people 5 heads deep who’re clearly minding their own business to initiate contact. Yes it’s great that you’re here to do whatever it is that you’re doing that I never see you do just […]

First I’d like to thank Lars Muthafuck Larson for getting us here. And secondly, who are the anarchists now?