Anonymous

Part on-the-street reporting, Part open-mic night, Part fess-hole, All Portland.

I am sick and tired of multimillionaires. People reported to have over 70 million dollars worth of assets as of December 2024, telling me they are gravely concerned about democracy and need me to donate or save it for them. I make $15 and hour, after taxes (which I pay to preserve democracy) that works […]

are you ever like “i wish i could just be a rock instead” and the universe replies through the rustling of trees “but the rock has no sense matrix to understand that it is a rock; its rockness is an artifact of your living perception; the universe does not distinguish it from any other part […]

Hello my fluid open wiggly Portland human people. Please lean towards me and hear my plea for more open-mindedness from the people who demand understanding only for themselves but strict guidelines of other? I’m talking about that pesky gender binary and our attempts to open that shit up and make a place where anyone can […]

Seriously, what’s one reason why it’s an actual necessity for us as a society to continue to develop and adopt this stupid ass technology? Oh, that’s right there isn’t one. It’s totally unnecessary save for one purpose: making moneeeyyyy. No, not for YOU to make money. Not for US to make money. It’s for people […]

Heys Fam, This is your friendly neighborhood buzzkill here, just popping in to remind you, that while “medicines” have their time and place, we may soon be entering a period where it’d be great to have as many of us as clear-headed, alert, and fully invested in reality as possible. I’m not here to tell […]

The first amendment covers a lot. Much more than we currently recognize, and there are processes being engaged to address that. But part of countering gaslighting and deception is being able to acknowledge that some threats are real and some are ridiculous. They key is always context. Is it a bad idea to shout “fire” […]

Let’s face it, you’re position is eroding from underneath you. Endless gaslighting and deception is not sustainable, for a lot of reasons and while we may have some among our own generation left to turn, we all know where the bulk of the issues lie. So here’s the thing, you’re getting older, you’re getting more […]

Stop shitting all over everyone who opposes your “we’re having a good time here” position when it comes to the serious and live threat of fascism and oppression. What’s shameful is not them daring to ask questions of what’s going on, but rather your failures (no the plurality) both individually and collectively to ask questions […]

Sometimes, an apology isn’t even necessary when unghosting someone. If you’ve been distant or fallen off the radar, a simple “Hey, it’s been a while, how’ve you been?” can go a long way. It acknowledges the time that’s passed without making a huge deal out of it. Life gets busy, and not every situation requires […]

So we’re gonna march to protest Trump again this weekend? It’s been like ten years of Trump. We’ve been marching and chanting and carrying signs the whole time. Remember the Pink Hats? Remember Black Lives Matter? Defund the Police? Palestine? We been out on the streets chanting slogans for a decade and it’s gotten us […]

Do you want to be part of the problem or part of the solution? That’s the choice before some of you at this point. You are coming to terms with what you’ve enabled and participated in over the years. What you’ve even supported. How you’ve swept things under the rug? How you’ve ignored sign after […]