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Jusuf Nurkic got his likeness pasted to the side of the Moda Center this week. Ask any Trail Blazer fan or anyone in the organization, and they’ll tell you he’s earned it. In the short time Nurkic has been on the team he’s breathed new life into the Blazers. He is extremely happy to be […]

My family moved from Scottsdale, Arizona to Beaverton when I was nine. I remember when we arrived my Dad told me that we had to be Trail Blazers fans instead of Phoenix Suns fans. Seeing as how I had been to a handful of Suns games, and had gobs of Suns swag, it took my […]

That dirty four letter word is on the tips of everyone’s tongues again. Snub. Just like last season, poor Damian Lillard and CJ McCollum were passed up for the coveted Western conference All-Star team. As heartbreaking and illogical as it is to us passionate Trail Blazers fans, realistically it makes all the sense in the […]

It’s a fact that the city of Portland and snow don’t mix. Anytime it snows, no matter how much drops from the sky, Portland is thrust into swirling chaos and oblivion. The roads are treacherous, neighborhood bars bulge, and everything else shuts down because everyone is either too scared, or too drunk/high to go to […]

Nothing is more fun than a good old fashion NBA rivalry. And if the Trail Blazers didn’t already have enough beef between them and the Clippers, it looks like they might be gathering a herd of cattle between them and the Sacramento Kings. Well, maybe not the entire Kings team, but certainly DeMarcus Cousins. Cousins […]

We can all sit here jawing on and on about how the Trail Blazers have looked for the last five games and how to solve it until our heads explode, but there’s really no use getting all bent out of shape about it. Slumps happen. Whether your doing your theorizing from a bar stool, or […]

Since they make an app for everything these days, I figured it’d be wise to download myself a word of the day app. I don’t read as much as I should, so I thought it’d help keep me sounding smart if I learned some big words. They say to help remember the word of the […]

The last few days have been pretty rough in the Trail Blazer camp. Looking like the home squad has so far this season, a loss at the hands of the Warriors on Saturday wasn’t gonna be a big shock. But getting trod upon like the Blazers did and losing by 45 points?! That sting takes […]

Ok. Let’s all take one, big, collective deep breath…and exhale slowly. Now that we’re relaxed, we can all ask in unison, “What the fuck is going on with the Blazers, man!?!” What happened to the 2015-16 season Cinderella team? The golden boys that brushed off the skeptics and marched proudly to the 2nd round of […]

Last night was election night in the grand ol’ U.S. of A. If you weren’t waiting in line at the polls, or sitting in traffic on the way to a ballot box, odds are your mind was well occupied with what the future may hold for this country. Once you cast your vote and made […]