Mary Contrary WHEN EXACTLY did Portland become a sprawling scare house, unrecognizable to even the oldest Portland witches and wizards? Well, RIGHT WHEN ALL YOU MONSTERS GOT HERE, of course! Look. It’s okay that you’ve come here to scare. This city is a magnet for the young and fanged. And (DUH), you’re not actually sorry […]
Bri Brey
In a perpetual state of about to go HAM on these chilipeno chips. Former social media manager for @portlandmercury, trying not to harvest hate clicks.
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How to Apologize for Being a Monster
A Guide to Saying You’re Sorry for Frightening This Formerly Wonderful City with Your Presence
A guide to saying you’re sorry for frightening this formerly wonderful city with your presence.
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2015 HUMP! Fest Will Have a Sexy Live Art Installation—and You’re the Model!
Calling the sexy people of Portland! Gay, straight, bi, trans, big, small, vanillas, kinksters, dirty movie aficionados and everyone in between! We are excited to bring the 11th annual HUMP! Film Festival back to Portland this fall November 6-7 and 13-14! Tickets go on sale September 23, but in the meantime, we’ve got some updates to share with […]
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How to Apologize for Moving to Portland
A Guide to Saying You’re Sorry for Fucking Up This Formerly Wonderful City with Your Presence
A guide to saying you’re sorry for fucking up this formerly wonderful city with your presence.