Courtenay Hameister, Author at Portland Mercury

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This Week in Vaginas

A Special Memo From the New Administration to World Health Organizations (Or, You’re So Screwed)

Courtenay HameisterFebruary 1, 2017 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:47 pm

A special memo from the new administration to world health organizations.

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This Week in Vaginas: The Leaked Rockettes Email

Courtenay HameisterJanuary 12, 2017 9:29 amJuly 12, 2022 9:38 pm

Allison Kerek To: allrockettes@rockettes.com From: shelby@rockettes.com Subject: Rockette Gazette, 1/13/17 Hey ladies! Welcome to this week’s “Rockette Gazette,” all the news that’s fit to email! First off, as your Lead Dancer, I’d like to thank you for agreeing to perform at Trump’s inauguration. I know this decision was hard for many of us (I’m enjoying […]

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The Rockettes’ Leaked Email

Courtenay HameisterJanuary 11, 2017 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:47 pm

The Rockettes’ leaked email

Comedy

This Week in Vaginas: The Grabbification Act

Courtenay HameisterDecember 27, 2016 9:30 amJuly 12, 2022 9:38 pm

Hello! And welcome to This Week in Vaginas. To kick us off on a high note, I’d like to look ahead to policies President Trump will enact once he’s inaugurated in a month. (If that sounded like a sentence from a Roland Emmerich film about a post-apocalyptic American dystopia, that’s because it probably is). Two […]