ALLISON KEREK M E M O R A N D U M TO: Republican Candidates FROM: GOP HQ SUBJECT: Self-defense techniques It has been brought to our attention that some of you are being vigorously pursued by members of the mainstream media (aka โThe enemy of the American people,โ โfake news,โ and โamong the most […]
Courtenay Hameister
Courtenay is an author, teacher, and columnist. Her book, Okay Fine Whatever, is available wherever fine books about anxiety and sex club burritos are sold.
What’s She Mad About Now: The Handmaidโs Tale: Choose Your Adventure!
ALLISON KEREK WARNING: If you know nothing about The Handmaidโs Tale, there are some mild spoilers in here. Ladies, youโre probably enjoying watching Huluโs adaptation of Margaret Atwoodโs The Handmaidโs Tale, a (formerly) dystopian novel set in the โfuture,โ where, after an epidemic of infertility, a totalitarian government has taken over and is forcing women […]
Whatโs She Mad About Now?
The Handmaid’s Tale: Choose your adventure!
Whatโs She Mad About Now?: A Premium on Premiums
ALLISON KEREK I am a walking, talking pre-existing condition. I have anxiety. I have a bulging disc in my back that has numbed two toes forever and periodically sends me to bed for a week at a time. I have a family history of breast cancer. I have TID, or Trump-Induced Dysthymia, a less severe […]
Whatโs She Mad About Now? “Fighting Your Inner Tomi”
ALLISON KEREK Last month, Ann-Coulter-in-training Tomi Lahren appeared on The View and shocked pundits on both sides of the aisle by saying she was pro-choice. She claimed it was because sheโd always supported limited government, and if she agreed with senators who wanted to tell women what to do with their bodies, that would make […]
This Week in Vaginas
That thing where you’re a dick and don’t realize it.
This Week in Vaginas
Kellyanne Conway’s hair is making me a bad person.
