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Crosses (Via) Hawthorne Theatre–Crosses, JMSN, 8 pm, $18-20, all ages Crystal Ballroom–Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings, James Hunter, 8 pm, $25-30, all ages Everyday Music (Downtown)–Dap-Kings DJ set, 5:30 pm, free, all ages LaurelThirst Public House–Jackstraw, 6 pm, free Mississippi Studios–Big Freedia, Magic Mouth, Thanks, 9 pm, $12 Sengatera–Tezeta Band, 6 pm, all ages White […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
I had a learning moment today when I was reading “Former Facebook Friends” over on the I, Anonymous Blog. Did y’all know you can finger-hump boobies? I mean, I guess I knew you could, but why would you? Does anyone get anything out of that deal? Anywhozit. This anonymous Casanova is wondering why his baby […]
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Pianos Become the Teeth (Via) Branx–La Dispute, Pianos Become the Teeth, Mansions, 7 pm, $13, all ages Al’s Den–James Dean Kindle, 7 pm, free Kenton Club–Memory Boys, Blind Lovejoy, The Yellow Dress, 9 pm Tiga–KM Fizzy, 9 pm
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! EVERYONE! You talk incessantly all day long. Not about anything that matters or of importance, I think you just love to hear your own voice. You think you are SO special because you have work meetings more frequently now and have to announce it constantly. This, on top of how you […]
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Mascaras (Via) Information Warehouse–Fur Coats, Mascaras, Oro Azoro, 8 pm Aladdin Theater–Patrick Rothfuss and Paul & Storm: Paul & Storm, 8 pm, $20 The Annex–Trick Sensei, Fire Nuns, 9 pm Branx–Yob, Graves at Sea, Hot Victory, Death Grave, 8 pm, $12, all ages Bunk Bar–Old Age, Pageantry, Hustle & Drone, 9 pm, $5 Dante’s–Fanfarlo, Lilies […]
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Laid Out (Via) Holocene–Laid Out: Gossip Cat, Pocket Rock-it, Misti Miller, 9 pm, $5 Black Book–Modern(-ist): DJ Troubled Youth, Ryan Biornstad, 10 pm, freeBlackwater Records–Criminal Code, Neighborhood Brats, Arctic Flowers, Vexx, 9 pm, all agesBunk Bar–Small Black, Snowmine, 9 pm, $10-12 Doug Fir–Rebirth Brass Band, 9 pm, $17-55 Kelly’s Olympian–Fog Father, Appendixes, Warm Hands, 9 […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Sometimes magic happens on the I, Anonymous Blog. Usually, it’s in the comments section. Take this treacly bit of sludge from an anonymous sad-sack on Monday. The post, “Rain Today, Part 2” delves into the spirit of human kindness, in a most aggressive manner: Doing something for someone because your heart is filled with love […]
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Twin Peaks (Via ) Star Theater–The Orwells, Twin Peaks, Criminal Hygiene, 9 pm, $12, all agesBunk Bar–Milagres, The Family Crest, 9 pm, $10 Dante’s–Post Panic Party: Brothers & Sister, Bennie Sidelinger, The Psychedelic Express, 10 pm, $12 Dig a Pony–Pussy Control: Holla & Oates, 9 pmDoug Fir–Wakey Wakey, Jillette Johnson, 9 pm, $12-14 Gold Dust […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
The following I, Anonymous author of “Getting Brushed Off” lobs this dating softball to the denizens of the I, Anonymous Blog: After date #1, he texted me that night telling me he had fun, that I’m cute and he hopes to see me again, soon. Needless to say, I was happy when he texted me […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
The following I, Anonymous author of “Why Isn’t My Lawn Grown?” ponders the “freakshow” existence of his neighbor’s fence. This dear scholar also does terrible, terrible things to the English language, while pondering why neighbor’s grass aren’t sprouted. Why, indeed, isn’t lawn grown? Could it be gophers? Might it be the lack of King Sun’s […]
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Raspy Meow (Via) The Know–Montgomery Word, Raspy Meow, Pelican Ossman, Big Sigh, Shannon Phone, Rap Class, 8 pm Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall–Zakir Hussain & the Masters of Percussion, 7:30 pm, $10-42 Doug Fir–Yellow Ostrich, Pattern Is Movement, Thumpers, 9 pm, $12 East End–The Black Clouds, Mythological Horses, Beat Totem, DJ Miss Prid, 9 pm Holocene–TJ […]