This guy over on the I, Anonymous blog has a point about browser ads that trumpet his clandestine internet activity: A man can’t jerk it anymore! Well, he can, but not without prying internet eyes. Clearing my web browser is easier than stashing Playboys but Jesus, at least the Playboy won’t be constantly reminding me, […]
Courtney Ferguson
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Lagerfest is a fest I can get behind, especially with such kick-ass artwork from Tallboy. Party on, Squatch. Party on. I love getting Poster of the Week recommendations. Send ’em here.
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No More Parachutes (Via) Kenton Club–Vises, Bubble Cats, No More Parachutes, 9 pm, freeAlhambra Theatre–International Pop Overthrow: UHF, Kool Stuff Katie, Beyond Veronica, Deepest Darkest, Phamous Phaces, Rocket 3, 8 pm, $5-8Backspace–School of Rock Student Showcase, 6 pm, $5, all ages; Ninja Turtle Ninja Tiger, Bike Thief, Those Willows, 8:30 pm, $5 Beech St. Parlor–Dorian […]
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Fun Yeti (Via) Record Room–Fun Yeti, Small Arms, Snake Island, 8 pm, $5 Alhambra Theatre–International Pop Overthrow: A Million Suns, Wild Bells, Kady Z, Slutty Hearts, Metropolitan Farms, Cronin Tierney, 7 pm, $5-8 Ash Street Saloon–Outer Space Heaters, Spacewaster, Poe & Monroe, God Bless America, 9 pm, $5Backspace–Dan Vapid & the Cheats, Mean Jeans, The […]
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International Pop Overthrow (Via) Alhambra Theatre–International Pop Overthrow: The Zags, Don’t, 302, The Lonesomes, Anny Celsi, Christopher Reyne, 7 pm, $5-8 Ash Street Saloon–Order of the Gash, Blood Magic, Barrowlands, City, 9 pm, $5 Clackamas Town Center–Fifth Harmony, Jackson Harris, 4 pm, all ages Dig a Pony–Pretty Ugly, 9 pm Edgefield–Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Har Mar […]
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The Lower 48 (I’m not sure why this makes sense to me, but it does. So there. Via) Music Millennium–The Lower 48, 6 pm, free, all ages Beech St. Parlor–Jason UrickBunk Bar–Week of Wonders, Mister Tang, 9 pm, $3 Hawthorne Theatre–Best Coast, Lovely Bad Things, Charts, 7 pm, $20-23, all ages Holocene–Zamzam Lounge: E3, MonkeyTek, […]
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Cigarette Bums (Via) Record Room–Cigarette Bums, Love Cop, Piss Test, 8 pm, $5 Andina–Pete Krebs, 7 pm Crystal Ballroom–MS MR, Great Wilderness, 9 pm, $0.94, all ages The Know–Lures, Fen Wik Ren, Lubec, 8 pm Langano Lounge–High Scores & Records, 9 pmLaurelThirst Public House–Portland Country Underground, 6 pm; Kung Pao Chickens, 9 pm, free Mississippi […]
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Sharks from Mars (you’re welcome!) Kelly’s Olympian–Sharks from Mars, Fasters, The Sellwoods, 9 pm, free Branx–Northwestern Black Circle Fest: Poison Idea, Insanity, Coven, Rum Rebellion, Hammered Grunts, Spun in Darkness, Dead Conspiracy, Bloodlust, 5 pm, all ages Bunk Bar–Modern Kin, Kelli Schaefer, 9 pm, $7 Doug Fir–San Cisco, Smallpools, 9 pm, $12 Eagles Lodge–In the […]
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I’m feeling the hot-pink lure of cheetah print this week. Without even realizing that these two posters shared a background I was debating between this Dan DeCarlo-esque beaut from heyLOW Entertainment and the following Frankenposter by Robert Medina. So I will furrow my brows no longer and give you both in all their big-cat glory. […]
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Faun Fables (Via) Backspace–Free Salamander Exhibit, Faun Fables, Strangled Darlings, 8 pm, $8, all ages Branx–Northwestern Black Circle Fest: Satan’s Host, Witchaven, Exmortus, Avenger of Blood, Spellcaster, The Dead, Raptor, 5 pm, all ages Bunk Bar–Alex Bleeker & the Freaks, The Memories, 9 pm, $8 Doug Fir–Run On Sentence, Tiburones, 9 pm, $6-8 Holocene–I’ve Got […]
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Bleach Blonde Dudes (Via) Double Dragon–The We Shared Milk, Bleach Blonde Dudes, 9:30 pm Aladdin Theater–Rhye, DJ Cooky Parker, 8 pm, $25 Backspace–The Ecstatics, Local Hero, 9 pm, $6, all agesBeech St. Parlor–DJ vs. Nature Crystal Ballroom–Band of Horses, Sera Cahoone, S, 8 pm, $30, all ages Holocene–Dreamboat, WL, Concern, 8:30 pm, $5 Jack London […]
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Umm, duh. Every time there’s a performance of the Black Lodge Burlesque, this Zack Soto poster will be crowned Poster of the Week. It is glaringly obvious why. (Psst! Because it’s awesome, that’s why.) The lines are open for next week’s flyer.