From the Los Angeles Times: Singer Whitney Houston appears to have suffered a heart episode before accidentally drowning in the bathtub of a Beverly Hills hotel suite, according to coroner’s officials who listed cocaine use as a contributing factor. The autopsy results were released Thursday after weeks of intense speculation over how the 48-year-old pop […]
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“19 Reasons & Counting to Vote for Rick Santorum”
A plague o’ Duggars take turns praising Santorum. Speaking of the worthless opinions of inappropriately spilled seed, the crispy T-shirt under my bed endorses Ron Paul. Thank you, Christian Nightmares.
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Amy Heidt Wins the Internet (and Forever Closes the Category of Law & Order Jokes)
I love you, Law & Order: Acting Reel Unit.
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Press Release of the Day
From Lifetime: Television for Women: Lifetime has picked up Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp, an all-new docuseries that will provide an exclusive, rare glimpse into Bristol Palin’s real life as a young, single mother forging her own way in the world while living under the constant spotlight as a member of one of America’s most […]
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The Separation of Church and State Makes Rick Santorum Want to Throw Up
As Steve mentioned in GMN, this weekend, Candidate Santorum explained to ABC’s The Week how JFK’s 1960 speech on the separation of church and state made him want to throw up. Included in the video above is this remarkable collection of words: “I don’t believe in an America where the separation of church and state […]
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Chris Brown Wanted for Robbery
Chris Brown, the Grammys’ favorite felony assaulter and America’s crappiest pop star, has created another pool of poop for himself. From NBC Miami: The woman, Christal Spann, and her friends followed Brown outside [the nightclub], where she saw him get into his black Bentley, according to a Miami Beach Police report. Spann approached Brown and […]
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Chris Brown: The Quiz
In 2009, Chris Brown was convicted of felony assault for beating up his then-girlfriend Rihanna. This past Sunday, Brown performed twice on the Grammy Awards and took home the award for Best R&B Album. Many people are not happy.
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Planned Parenthood Exposed!
Did you know that Planned Parenthood’s whole thing is to use “sex education” to turn kids into sex addicts so it can make a fortune selling them birth control, STD treatments, and abortions? The American Life League dares to tell the truth (with some of the most ridiculous cherry-picking of facts and fear-mongering you ever […]
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Ellen Has A Few Words for the ‘One Million Moms’ Who Want Her Fired for ‘Open Homosexuality’
Last week the American Family Association offshoot One Million Moms pushed to get JC Penney to fire Ellen Degeneres as its spokesmodel due to her open homosexuality. Afterwards JC Penney rightly told the bigot moms to shove it. During a show taping today, Ellen addressed the kerfuffle (along with the reconfirmed unconstitutionality of Prop 8) […]
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More Good Progressive News
Earlier this week, the American Family Association group One Million Moms lashed out against JC Penney’s new choice of spokesmodel: Recently JC Penney announced that comedian Ellen Degeneres will be the company’s new spokesperson. Funny that JC Penney thinks hiring an open homosexual spokesperson will help their business when most of their customers are traditional […]
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Are Your Pants Too Dry?
Then I suggest reading this week’s I Love Television by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey: Though one might think my sole talent is monkey and poop jokes, I’ll have you know I’m actually extremely talented in one other area: ACTING!! Before I became America’s most unbeloved TV columnist, I was a practitioner of the THE-UH-TAH. (That’s “theater” […]
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“Dear Mr. Scorsese: This Is What They Did to Your Movie Last Night.”
Gothamist shares the story of the NYC screening of Martin Scorsese’s Hugo that was plagued with problems, including two film-stopping projection malfunctions before the audience was made to watch the film’s climactic 30 minutes overlaid with preshow advertisements. Enjoy the hilarity below. The Gothamist report focuses on the crowd’s anger, but in the video it […]