…with his life-enhancing Chatroulette lip-synch to (what? Still? YES) “Call Me Maybe.” Thank you Towleroad, Reddit, and Steve Kardynal.
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Meet Your RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars
The all-star season—wherein the best and most beloved former competitors from previous seasons of a show gather to battle it out once more—is a staple of the reality genre, and now RuPaul is getting in on the game. Here are the contestants on the forthcoming first edition of RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars. Speaking of reality-TV […]
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Happy Chik-Fil-A Day!
Today’s the day gay-haters across America are supposed to enjoy a delicious Chik-Fil-A sandwich. To celebrate, two videos. First, here’s Sarah Palin decrying the unconstitutional “crucifixion” of Chik-Fil-A: Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Second, here’s Conan O’Brien poking fun at the brouhaha with a puppet. Thank you, Towleroad.
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“Mitt Romney, A Hero in My Mind”
A Romney supporter steps up to help his candidate with a campaign song. It is tremendous. Thank you, JoeMyGod.
Posted inComedy
Homo Thugs, Episode One
Thank you, Homo Thugs (aka Kevin Barnett and Jermaine Fowler). This is fucking hilarious. Language NSFW, obvs.
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Gorilla-Based Mayhem in Texas
From My San Antonio: An apparently suicidal man was hit by a car on U.S. 281 while being chased by a person in a gorilla costume early today, police said. According to an incident report, a 25-year-old man was seen running toward traffic after leaving the Coco Bongo nightclub….The person in the gorilla costume — […]
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“Katie Holmes ‘Biggest Nightmare’ in Scientology History, Say Experts”
That’s the headline of a Hollywood Reporter story that is packed with remarkable chunks of text. Here are some of my favorites: Holmes appears more aggressive and fearless than those who have taken steps to distance themselves from the church or have “blown” — Scientology parlance for leaving the church — according to one-time key […]
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America’s Thirstiest Pot-Dealing Mom
The unceasing iced coffee-slurping of Mary-Louise Parker on TV’s Weeds, assembled into a supercut. Thank you, Vulture.
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Los Angeles Gay Bar Bans Bachelorette Parties Until Marriage Equality Is Attained
From the press release sent out by the Abbey, the L.A. gay bar that has, as Frontiers reminds us, been named the world’s best gay bar two years in a row by homosexual television network Logo: “Every Friday and Saturday night, we’re flooded with requests from straight girls in penis hats who want to ogle […]
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Today in Awesome Squandering
According to US Weekly, the Bristol Palin-impregnating Levi Johnston is penniless and living with his mom—which is nothing but sad until you get to this sentence: “Levi made more than $1 million and squandered it on guns, boats and four-wheelers,” the source says of Playgirl’s winter 2010 cover model, 22. Poor sad Levi Johnston, living […]
Posted inTech
This Reminds Me of the Great Calculator Scare of the Late ’70s/Early ’80s
..when everyone was terrified that the new battery-operated calculators we all hauled around in our backpacks and on our wrists would lead to a scary decline in basic math skills that would eventually lead to Russian domination. Anyway, from the Daily Mail: Computer spell checks have created an ‘auto-correct generation’ unable to spell common words […]
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Professional Acting Advice for Mitt Romney
From Inside the Actors Studio’s James Lipton, via NY Mag.