Today’s the day gay-haters across America are supposed to enjoy a delicious Chik-Fil-A sandwich. To celebrate, two videos.
First, here’s Sarah Palin decrying the unconstitutional “crucifixion” of Chik-Fil-A:
Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com
Second, here’s Conan O’Brien poking fun at the brouhaha with a puppet.
Thank you, Towleroad.

Not gonna watch that Palin video. Is she really saying it’s unconstitutional to choose not to eat at a restaurant?
I kind of want to choke that chicken.
(Sorry, that’s weak as shit. But I’m out of practice on web commenting.)
Rick Santorum now also practicing chic-fil-atio.
(h/t to Grist’s David Roberts)
She says that boycotting is censoring free speech or something to that effect. It’s really difficult to listen to her try to sound informed about hazy concepts like “rights”. Fox must be really happy to have her on the payroll.
Also what is up with your hair, Sarah? Are you wearing a wig backwards? You really can’t afford better extensions?