From the press release sent out by the Abbey, the L.A. gay bar that has, as Frontiers reminds us, been named the world’s best gay bar two years in a row by homosexual television network Logo:
“Every Friday and Saturday night, we’re flooded with requests from straight girls in penis hats who want to ogle our go-gos, dance with the gays and celebrate their pending nuptials. They are completely unaware that the people around them are legally prohibited from getting married,” said David Cooley, Founder of The Abbey. “Over the past 22 years, The Abbey has been a place that accepts everyone, gay, straight, lesbian, transgender, bisexual and everything in between. We love our straight girlfriends and they are welcome here, just not for bachelorette parties.”
I am pro-this.
Here we go again.
Yeah, I’m pro-that too. If only on aesthetic grounds.
Fun fact: most of the go-go dancers there are straight dudes.
Your dad tell you that, ROM?
The worst thing about this is that I just invested my life savings in a penis hat factory.
A word to the wise: Nordstrom’s is the place to go for quality penis hats … stay away from sidewalk hawkers and their cheap imitations.