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Posted inElection 2010

How the State Ballot Measures are Faring

The state results continue to tell a different story than the results in Multnomah County. According to Oregon’s site, as of about 8:15, voters are saying yes to Kevin Mannix’s Measure 73, the mandatory minimum sentence initiative, but rejecting forcefully Measure 74, the medicinal marijuana dispensary initiative. The opposite is true in Multnomah County, with […]

Posted inDrugs

A “Yes on 74” Ad That Actually Kind of Says “No”

Presumably, if you’re part of a campaign pushing for the creation of a new marijuana bureaucracy in Oregon—the system of regulated medical pot dispensaries envisioned by Measure 74—you really, really want the public to take you seriously. You would line up sober, avuncular endorsers, like ex-Portland Mayor Tom Potter. And you would talk about high-minded […]

Posted inThe Apocalypse

What Would Happen If Portland Got Nuked?

Hey, everybody! Have you ever wondered what Portland might look like if someone dropped or detonated a nuclear bomb somewhere on Sixth Street between Burnside and Couch? Or have you lost sleep worrying whether your house/apartment/condo/sex dungeon would survive the apocalyptic blast of heat and pressure screaming toward it from a humble one-kiloton nuclear device? […]

Posted inNews

Good Morning, News!

Perhaps you’ve heard something about a rather large event a couple of comedians whipped up yesterday in Washington, DC? By some estimates the Rally to Restore Sanity And/Or Fear, hosted by cable TV personalities Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert drew more than 200,000 people to the National Mall. Fox News’ take is right here. A […]

Posted inSex

I (Almost) Had Sex with Christine O’Donnell and All I Got Was This Lousy (Actually Pretty Good) Story

GAWKER Born-again ladybug. JESUS CHRIST! Do we really need to read another dispatch about Christine O’Donnell’s sexual proclivities? Really? Why, actually, yes. Yes we do. Because they’re weird and hysterical, and she’s a major party candidate for the U.S. FUCKING SENATE, and well, they’re also weird and hysterical. This latest one comes courtesy of Gawker […]

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