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Butter Hogs XXVI!

These People Hog So Much Butter, It’s Like They’re Hogs!

FACT NUMBER ONE: Portland is a filthy pigpen of butter abusing hogs. FACT NUMBER TWO: The Mercury is the ONLY weekly paper that gives a shit about people who use more than their weekly allotment of butter. That’s why we have once again selflessly taken it upon ourselves to “out” Portland’s most flagrant butter abusers, […]

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