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Mayor Ivancie Knew How To Handle Distractions…Now, We’re All Gonna Vote Yes On 66 and 67

Okay, so Frank Ivancie didn’t exactly have the greatest reputation around here. He once called homosexuality a “a severe, unnatural personal problem,” for example. But the fella sure knew how to deal with unwelcome distractions, like, say, a NUCLEAR ATTACK: MAYOR IVANCIE: “COMFORT THE DYING” Fortunately, I’ve prepared an updated version of the poster for […]

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Recall 2 Files Quietly At City Auditor’s Office—Election Will Cost $350,000 In Taxpayer Dollars

The second effort to recall Mayor Sam Adams filed discretely this morning at the City Auditor’s office. RECALL 2: “SAM ADAMS HAS LIED TO US” “They filed a prospective recall petition at 8:20 this morning,” says Andrew Carlstrom, city elections officer. “It gives the reasons for demanding the recall.” “Sam Adams has lied to us. […]

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WTF, Massachusetts?

Did Massachusetts just screw health reform? Well, it depends who you ask. If you ask the health insurance lobby, then no. But if you ask the Democrats, well, they’ll probably fudge the issue. The answer is of course, “yes.” NEW REPUBLIC OBAMA TO SCALE BACK AGENDA? The Democratic loss in the state costs the would-be […]

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Saltzman Files For Reelection, But Will He Deign To Share A Stage With His Rivals On Jan 28?

UPDATE: DAN SALTZMAN WILL BE COMING, says his campaign manger. FANTASTIC. ORIGINAL POST, 12:24 pm: In surprise of the year, reticent police commissioner Dan Saltzman has finally filed for reelection this morning. We’ve invited Saltzman, along with the other 6 candidates for his seat, to our Candidate Olympiad on January 28. SALTZMAN: FINALLY FILED THIS […]

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Good Morning, News!!

MASSACHUSETTS VOTES!!! And the race is “unexpectedly close.” NO MORE MR.NICE PRESIDENT!!! Obama plans a “combative turn” if the Dems lose today. HAITIANS FLEE PORT-AU-PRINCE!!! Escaped prisoners running the slums already, reports the Associated Press. FBI ILLEGALLY COLLECTED PHONE RECORDS!!! Reports the Washington Post. DENNIS HOPPER DIVORCES FROM DEATHBED!!! Now, that is a man with […]

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Breedlove To Write Adams Memoir

Beau Breedlove is shopping a new scandal memoir around through a Chicago agent, according to the Oregonian this afternoon. Well, it’s a book proposal. He hasn’t actually written the thing yet. “The book is a reflection on the events of my life before, during and after the ‘scandal’ surrounding my relationship with Sam Adams,” Breedlove […]

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Martin Luther King, Jr.

North Portland realtor and former candidate for State Senate, Fred Stewart, just Facebook’d this link to Martin Luther King, Jr. on “Meet The Press.” It’s fantastic. Watch the interviewer trying to shame King for his arguments “against private business.” Wow. Quoting President Truman, who said private business people had the right to discriminate against “negroes.” […]

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