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What’s Your Twyle?

In the age of Facey-Tweet, I’m considering starting all my words with the letters ‘Tw’ from now on. Like, I’m twangry, twugged-in, and twensory. Twuck off. Etcetera. Why do I mention this? From the Oregon Bus Project comes news of the latest Twitter analysis tool this morning, and it’s making me Twiss my Twants. The […]

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Oregon Unemployment—Slightly Better, But People Are “Giving Up” Looking For Work

New statistics on Oregon’s unemployment level out yesterday suggest the state may be moving out of the worst period in its unemployment history. Statewide unemployment is now at 11.3 percent, according to the Oregon Employment Department, down almost a full percent from 12.2 percent in May, at the peak of unemployment. “It looks like this […]

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Good Morning, News!!

CRASH OF THE PAPARAZZI ECONOMY!!! Photos of Brangelina, Britney, and company are worth 31 percent less this year compared to last. BAILOUT BEATING!!! A new report criticizes Treasury secretary Timothy Geithner for not negotiating harder with AIG creditors. OBAMA IN CHINA!!! He wants a “strong dialog.” No surprise there. ONLY 13 PERCENT OF ABORTIONS PAID […]

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Read The Goddamn News

I was too busy yesterday spitting fire over bad journalism that I forgot to mention, read the goddamn Mercury news section! GETTING AWAY WITH IT If you want to kill someone in Oregon, use your car. ILLUSTRATION BY DAVE NEESON HIPHOP HIGH Portland might be getting one. Apparently most of the time, kids will spend […]

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