Hey everyone! Meet your new co-worker, and her …master. At the work party, the new gal showed up with her 24/7 master who fed her in front of everyone, the whole time. Now, the caller doesn’t want to be sex-negative or anything, but is this appropriate workplace etiquette? Next up! Do you like to crank […]
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New Savage Lovecast: With the Gals from “Guys We F****d”
Hoo boy do we have a goodie for you today. First off, a woman and her boyfriend have been together for 2 1/2 years. They stay home, watch tv, play videos games, and don’t have sex. When one of them tries to initiate, they both feel too silly to get in the mood. How can […]
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New Savage Lovecast: Don’t Ghost. Hire a Ghost Writer to Break up for You
Ah, Valentine’s Day. This year, Dan will finally teach you how to keep it spicy…very, very spicy. Let’s tuck in. Inevitable divorce: A man with a history of divorce in his family was chatting with a friend about how he would consider marriage when he could afford to get divorced. But his boyfriend of three […]
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FREE TICKETS TUESDAY: Enter to Win Tix to See Maz Jobrani and the HUMP! Film Festival!
Who’s ready to see some shows? Well, the Mercury is here to help with FREE TICKETS TUESDAY—our way of saying thanks to our great readers and spread the word about some fantastic upcoming performances! (Psst… if you want to say thanks to the Mercury, please consider making a small monthly contribution to keep us alive […]
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Hey Sexy Pants! It’s Time to Snap Up Those Tix for HUMP!
You are in desperate need of sexy fun… and help is on the way! Everybody celebrate… tickets for the 2022 edition of HUMP!—America’s sweetest li’l porn fest—are now on sale! And even better… you can watch it LIVE and IN-PERSON on an actual, big movie screen at Revolution Hall, alongside hundreds of other masked, vaxxed, […]
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FREE TICKETS TUESDAY: Enter to Win Tix to See Shinedown, Oregon Distilled, and Manchester Orchestra!
Who’s ready to see some shows? Well, the Mercury is here to help with FREE TICKETS TUESDAY—our way of saying thanks to our great readers and spread the word about some fantastic upcoming performances! (Psst… if you want to say thanks to the Mercury, please consider making a small monthly contribution to keep us alive […]
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Calling All Filmmakers (and Stoners): Submissions are Now Open for the 2022 SPLIFF Film Fest!
Dear lovers of film and stoner culture: Have we got a film fest for YOU! Submissions are now being accepted (due March 4) for the 4th Annual SPLIFF Film Festival—the Mercury’s one-of-a-kind short movie festival made by stoners for stoners! What do you like to watch when you’re stoned? Well, SPLIFF is looking for original […]
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Hey Sexy Pants! It’s Time to Snap Up Those Tix for HUMP!
You are in desperate need of sexy fun… and help is on the way! Everybody celebrate… tickets for the 2022 edition of HUMP!—America’s sweetest li’l porn fest—are now on sale! And even better… you can watch it LIVE and IN-PERSON on an actual, big movie screen at Revolution Hall, alongside hundreds of other masked, vaxxed, […]
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FREE TICKETS TUESDAY: Enter to Win Tix to See Kurt Elling & Charlie Hunter and Delgani String Quartet!
Who’s ready to see some shows? Well, the Mercury is here to help with FREE TICKETS TUESDAY—our way of saying thanks to our great readers and spread the word about some fantastic upcoming performances! (Psst… if you want to say thanks to the Mercury, please consider making a small monthly contribution to keep us alive […]
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Get Your Tickets Now to Watch the Super Sexy Fun of HUMP! 2022
You are in desperate need of sexy fun… and help is on the way! We’re thrilled to announce that tickets for the 2022 edition of HUMP!—America’s sweetest li’l porn fest—are now on sale! And even better… you can watch it LIVE and IN-PERSON on an actual, big movie screen at Revolution Hall, alongside hundreds of […]
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Calling All Filmmakers (and Stoners): Submissions are Now Open for the 2022 SPLIFF Film Fest!
Dear lovers of film and stoner culture: Have we got a film fest for YOU! Submissions are now being accepted (due March 4) for the 4th Annual SPLIFF Film Festival—the Mercury’s one-of-a-kind short movie festival made by stoners for stoners! What do you like to watch when you’re stoned? Well, SPLIFF is looking for original […]
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New Savage Lovecast: Mistress, Should I Become a Sex Worker?
Happy holidays everyone, who’s up for some label salad? A cassgendered, demi, pan person has a partner who was assigned male at birth but is taking hormones to be more feminine. The partner feels non-gendered, and enjoys having both a penis and breasts. But they feel they have to present as male because they live […]