The Low Tide Lounge’s “Emergency Floatation Device” Courtesy Low Tide Lounge BEHOLD! It’s the triumphant return of the Portland Mercury’s HIGHBALL! That’s correct: Get ready for an ENTIRE WEEK (happening RIGHT NOW through March 20) of specially crafted, original cocktails mixed by the best bartenders in town… and get this, they’re only $6 each! We’ve […]
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Calling All Booze Lovers! The Mercury‘s HIGHBALL—a Week of $6 Specialty Cocktails—Is Now Underway!
BEHOLD! It’s the triumphant return of the Portland Mercury’s HIGHBALL! That’s correct: Get ready for an ENTIRE WEEK (starting NOW through March 20) of specially crafted, original cocktails mixed by the best bartenders in town… and get this, they’re only $6 each! We’ve teamed up with the finest bars and restaurants in Portland—along with our […]
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Coming THIS Monday—It’s the Mercury‘s HIGHBALL! A Week of $6 Specialty Cocktails!
BEHOLD! It’s the triumphant return of the Portland Mercury’s HIGHBALL! That’s correct: Get ready for an ENTIRE WEEK (starting THIS MONDAY, March 14 and through March 20) of specially crafted, original cocktails mixed by the best bartenders in town… and get this, they’re only $6 each! We’ve teamed up with the finest bars and restaurants […]
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New Savage Lovecast: PSA: Don’t Spray Foam Into Your Urethra
A man matched with a woman in an ethical non-monogamous relationship. She proposed they meet at a lifestyle club. He had never heard of lifestyle clubs before and wonders if this is an elaborate scam to boost the club’s membership. Is this on the up and up? A man started seeing a new woman, and […]
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Starting Next Monday—It’s the Mercury‘s HIGHBALL! A Week of $6 Specialty Cocktails!
BEHOLD! It’s the triumphant return of the Portland Mercury’s HIGHBALL! That’s correct: Get ready for an ENTIRE WEEK (March 14-20) of specially crafted, original cocktails mixed by the best bartenders in town… and get this, they’re only $6 each! We’ve teamed up with the finest bars and restaurants in Portland—along with our cocktail-lovin’ pals at […]
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Did You Miss the Final Weekend of HUMP? Here’s Your Chance to Stream It!
Did you miss your chance to HUMP! at Revolution Hall? Or maybe you want to watch the magic one more time? By popular demand, we’re streaming the 2022 HUMP! Film Festival for a limited time over the next three weekends! As you undoubtedly know, HUMP! is the annual film festival where sexy amateur filmmakers share […]
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Get Ready for the Mercury‘s HIGHBALL—An Entire Week of $6 Specialty Cocktails!
BEHOLD! It’s the triumphant return of the Portland Mercury’s HIGHBALL! That’s correct: Get ready for an ENTIRE WEEK (March 14-20) of specially crafted, original cocktails mixed by the best bartenders in town… and get this, they’re only $6 each! We’ve teamed up with the finest bars and restaurants in Portland—along with our cocktail-lovin’ pals at […]
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New Savage Lovecast: It’s Our 800th Episode!
Hey everyone! Meet your new co-worker, and her …master. At the work party, the new gal showed up with her 24/7 master who fed her in front of everyone, the whole time. Now, the caller doesn’t want to be sex-negative or anything, but is this appropriate workplace etiquette? Next up! Do you like to crank […]
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New Savage Lovecast: With the Gals from “Guys We F****d”
Hoo boy do we have a goodie for you today. First off, a woman and her boyfriend have been together for 2 1/2 years. They stay home, watch tv, play videos games, and don’t have sex. When one of them tries to initiate, they both feel too silly to get in the mood. How can […]
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New Savage Lovecast: Don’t Ghost. Hire a Ghost Writer to Break up for You
Ah, Valentine’s Day. This year, Dan will finally teach you how to keep it spicy…very, very spicy. Let’s tuck in. Inevitable divorce: A man with a history of divorce in his family was chatting with a friend about how he would consider marriage when he could afford to get divorced. But his boyfriend of three […]
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FREE TICKETS TUESDAY: Enter to Win Tix to See Maz Jobrani and the HUMP! Film Festival!
Who’s ready to see some shows? Well, the Mercury is here to help with FREE TICKETS TUESDAY—our way of saying thanks to our great readers and spread the word about some fantastic upcoming performances! (Psst… if you want to say thanks to the Mercury, please consider making a small monthly contribution to keep us alive […]
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Hey Sexy Pants! It’s Time to Snap Up Those Tix for HUMP!
You are in desperate need of sexy fun… and help is on the way! Everybody celebrate… tickets for the 2022 edition of HUMP!—America’s sweetest li’l porn fest—are now on sale! And even better… you can watch it LIVE and IN-PERSON on an actual, big movie screen at Revolution Hall, alongside hundreds of other masked, vaxxed, […]