Live from a crowded bar as the San Antonio Spurs host the Portland Trail Blazers in the fifth game of the Western Conference Semifinals. The Blazers won a game in this series! Sweep? What sweep? Put those brooms away, we’ve got Roombas to do our sweeping now. It was Portland’s only win in four attempts, […]
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Blazers vs. Spurs – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Moda Center as the Portland Trail Blazers host the San Antonio Spurs in the fourth game of the Western Conference Semifinals. This could be the end of the line. The Blazers are down 0-3 in this best of seven series, a hole that no team in NBA history has ever been able […]
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Blazers vs. Spurs – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Moda Center as the Portland Trail Blazers host the San Antonio Spurs in the third game of the Western Conference Semifinals. The Blazers have themselves an 0-2 hole to dig out of. Behind a stifling defense and a ridiculously precise offense, San Antonio straight embarrassed Portland in the first two games of […]
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Blazers vs. Spurs – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from an incredibly loud bar as the San Antonio Spurs take on the Portland Trail Blazers in the second game of the Western Conference Semifinals. With their first half haymaker on Tuesday, San Antonio proved why they are championship contenders. They came out on fire, dismantling Portland with machine-like precision. Pick, roll, mid-range jumper, […]
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Blazers vs. Spurs – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from an incredibly loud bar as the San Antonio Spurs take on the Portland Trail Blazers in the first game of the Western Conference Semifinals. On to the next one. Started from the bottom now we’re here. Round 2: Electric Turkoglu. And, oh, this matchup. This freaking matchup. It’s the young upstarts versus the […]
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Blazers vs. Rockets – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Moda Center as the Portland Trail Blazers host the Houston Rockets in some hot playoff basketball action. This is it. Game six. Win tonight and it’s onto the next round. Lose and it’s back to Houston for an impossible game seven. (Shoutout to Zaza Pachulia!) Portland technically has two more chances to […]
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Blazers vs. Rockets – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Moda Center my living room couch as the Portland Trail Blazers host the Houston Rockets Houston Rockets host the Portland Trail Blazers. A live blog for an away game?! You’re damn right, it’s all happening. This is a pivotal game five, and the Blazers are one win away from making the second […]
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Blazers vs. Rockets – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Moda Center as the Portland Trail Blazers host the Houston Rockets in some hot playoff basketball option. This series has been out of control. Three games in and we’ve already had three unbelievable classics. Three stressful classics. I should probably go get my blood pressure checked to make sure I’m not dead […]
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Blazers vs. Rockets – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Moda Center as the Portland Trail Blazers host the Houston Rockets in some hot playoff basketball action. Unlike the last game at the Moda Center, this one counts. So, uh, this LaMarcus Aldridge guy? Yeah, he’s pretty good. Aldridge has been balling out of his mind. He’s on an otherworldly plane, up […]
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Blazers vs. Clippers – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Moda Center as the Portland Trail Blazers host the Los Angeles Clippers. This is the way the season ends. Not with a bang but a whimper. Tonight’s game, the final one of the regular season, is completely meaningless. After toppling the Warriors in the best game of the year, the playoff seedings […]
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Blazers vs. Warriors – Hot Live Blog Action
Live from the Moda Center as the Portland Trail Blazers host the Golden State Warriors. There are just two regular season games left. We made it, y’all! Now all that remains is figuring out the playoff matchups, and thankfully tonight’s game is quite meaningful in that regard. The Blazers are chasing the Rockets for the […]