TOMMASO BODDI AND BORCHEE / GETTY IMAGES Calling all my enemies: Guess what, buttholes? I DON’T HAVE HEP C! That’s right, bird brains: I just got back from the doctor and—boo-hoo for you—I don’t have a single Hep C virus in my body. Ohhhh… are you disappointed? YEAH, I JUST BET YOU ARE. I see […]
Ryan Seacrest
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New Column! “I Passed My Hep C Test!” by Ryan Seacrest
Calling all my enemies: Guess what, buttholes? I DON’T HAVE HEP C! That’s right, bird brains: I just got back from the doctor and—boo-hoo for you—I don’t have a single Hep C virus in my body. Ohhhh… are you disappointed? YEAH, I JUST BET YOU ARE. I see right through your bull hockey. You and […]