The Patriots were vanquished by a non-Manning foe, and it was at the hands of the Eagles!
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No, Michael Bennett Didn’t Dance Around Holding a Burning Flag While Pete Carroll Applauded
This meme has been making the rounds on right-wing Facebook.
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Seahawks Lose Football Game On Weekend Where Football’s Importance Exists Outside The Realm Of Game Itself
A truly catastrophic third quarter.
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Super Bowl LI: Patriots Win, So Evil Won
Ugh, fuck this guy. Getty Goddamn it. The goddamn Patriots won the goddamn Super Bowl in goddamn historic fashion, turning around a goddamn 25-point deficit to beat the goddamn Falcons 34-28 in the first goddamn overtime game in Super Bowl history. Goddamn it. What the goddamn happened? Well, the Falcons had a really good first […]
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Super Bowl 2017 Is Both a Football Game And a Battle of Good (Falcons) vs. Evil (Patriots)
Good vs. Evil Getty Images The Super Bowl on Sunday is probably not a matchup of good versus evil. It’s a matchup of two football teams, the New England Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons, in the neutral city of Houston to determine who is the champion of this horribly mediocre NFL season. It’s a showdown […]
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Westworld: Not The Happiest Place On (Maybe) Earth
HBO A quick Q&A in response to the first episode of Westworld: Where is Westworld? It is Westworld. It’s a sexy amusement park of pure imagination (so long as your imagination is thematically consistent with the old west). No, I mean, where is it, like, in the world? Oh. I don’t know. Frankly, I don’t […]
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The Women’s World Cup Is Getting Very Interesting
Caption This. pic.twitter.com/WHIN6prLTh— U.S. Soccer WNT (@ussoccer_wnt) June 23, 2015 This has been a weird World Cup run for the US, as America’s attack has been uncharacteristically meh. Seattle Reign midfielder Megan Rapinoe has been the most threatening player, pinging in dangerous crosses and well-hit shots from the left flank. Unfortunately, Rapinoe is out for […]