An e-mail graced our news inbox last night advertising Illegal Alien Report, “the first public anonymous publishing service for reporting on illegal alien activity in the United States.” It appears to be a sort of Wikipedia for information on illegal immigrants that you may find cavorting around your neighborhood. It’s great if you feel compelled […]
Stefan Kamph
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US Justice Department Sues Arizona
We saw this one coming, but it’s still a momentous occasion: the US Department of Justice filed suit today against the state of Arizona over their controversial immigration bill, SB 1070. This bill, signed into law in late April by Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, makes it a misdemeanor for an alien to be in Arizona […]
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After Shootings, Life Goes On at New Columbia
The flag at City Hall was at half-staff yesterday in memory of Billy Moore, the apparently innocent 17-year-old and Rosemary Anderson High School prom king who was shot outside his home on Monday, June 21. When I visited the New Columbia housing project in North Portland last week to report on two recent gang-related shootings […]
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Don’t Take Shit from Horse Cops!
Forgive me, but I can’t get behind all those cops on horses that ride around patrolling downtown. Literally, I can’t get behind them, because if I do, I’ll be covered in a big pile of wheaty horse crap like everything else they leave in their wake. We cut 25 jobs to save those damn horses […]
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Good Morning, News!!
Tropical Storm Alex continues to disrupt the effort to clean up oil in the Gulf. A captured Russian spy refuses to reveal his identity… …but Hillary says the whole spying ordeal won’t hurt US relations with Moscow. The former head of Interpol (the international police organization; your may remember them from that blue anti-piracy warning […]
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Man Who (Helped) Shut Down KPSU Responds
In response to my article this week about the shutdown of PSU’s radio station, KBPS Managing Director Bill Cooper had this to say: Mr Kamph, I need to make a couple of points in regard your most recent story on the KBPS/KPSU saga. First, I wasn’t shouting, I was speaking forcefully. If I had been […]
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Police Release Statement on Gore Case
Portland Police Chief Mike Reese today released this statement in response to questions from the press about why they chose to re-open the case alleging sexual misconduct by Al Gore in 2006. It pretty much confirms the timeline we reported earlier, but notes that there were problems with the 2009 investigation (when accuser Molly Hagerty […]
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Hungry Hungry Humpos
How to Feed Swingers—the Club Sesso Way
How to feed a hump of hungry swingersโthe Club Sesso way.
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Walking the Gangway
It’s Gang Season. Who’s Hunting?
Curbing gangs is a walk in the park for some New Columbia residents.
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The Day the Music Died
PSU’s Radio Station Gets Kicked Off the Air
The phrase “sodomy is great” gets PSU’s radio station kicked off the air.
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Al Gore Sex Watch: Police Re-Open Case
Portland Police just announced that they’re re-opening the closed case alleging that Al Gore molested massage therapist Molly Hagerty in 2006. They’re not providing any more details at this time, but it could have something to do with the interview that Hagerty granted the National Enquirer. And she has pants with a (five-year-old) stain on […]
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What Would You Do to Save Gym Class?
Personally, I hated gym class with a fiery passion. The smelly shorts, the weird gym-floor grit that collected on your hands as you crabwalked or what-have-you to suit the sadistic teacher’s whims, the occasional tide of relief that came with a session with The Parachute only to discover that you’re going to have to “grab […]