Legendary guitarist for both KISS and Black ‘N Blue, Tommy Thayer will be in town this weekend, acting as grand marshal of the Beaverton Celebration Parade. The parade starts at 10 am, and winds from SW Allen Boulevard through Beaverton’s allegedly “historic downtown.” Best known as “that guy who replaced Ace Frehley,” Tommy’s been the […]
Viva Las Vegas
Peter Stephen Parson
He may be only 15 years old, but I guarantee Peter Parson’s career path is cooler than yours. The sophomore at Central Catholic has been farming berries for most of his life on his family’s farm, he recently joined the Sauvie Island Fire Department, and on fall weekends, he serves as a “Corn Cop” at […]
Kara Steffek
Are you among the legion of Portlanders complaining that this is the summer that wasn’t? Though not a total bust, it has been the chilliest, rainiest summer in recent memory. But don’t despair yet—there’s still sun to be had in September, and cute-as-a-button Kara Steffek will be roaming the streets in her ice cream truck […]
Mitch Wilson & Dennis Dillon
By the time this fish wrapper hits the streets, the odometer on my trusty ’85 Volvo wagon will have turned over to 300,000 miles. I started celebrating prematurely last summer when I applied the first bumper sticker to ever appear on her pristine behind: “Honk if You Love Black Sabbath.” Of course, several weeks later […]
Mary E. Gregor
I wasn’t ashamed of my garden of prize-winning weeds until my eight-year-old friend Sarah showed me her “fairy garden.” Bursting with ferns and bleeding hearts, it was positively humming with mystical energy. Soon after, I hooked up with Mary Gregor and became the proud owner of a garden gnome, a fairy altar, and a ceramic […]
Tom Barnett
Summer’s got a lot of superheroes—just look at the movie listings. And while Tom Barnett, AKA Onion Man, doesn’t wear a funny outfit and prefers to keeps a low profile, he is responsible for one of summer’s biggest blockbusters: Walla Walla onion rings! Tom is involved in every aspect of production, from sowing to harvesting […]
Elias Comfort McConnell
Summer’s almost officially here, but there’s still time to do your spring cleaning. If you’re unfamiliar with the concept, spring cleaning requires going through your closets and filling trash bags with clothes you’re tired of, then trading ’em in for fresh new duds at one of Portland’s fabulous thrift stores, like the über-groovy Value Village, […]
Employee of the Week
A theater grad from Smith College with years of experience on NYC stages, Riza Zee Baker is currently assistant directing a large troupe of developmentally disabled (“DD” is the lingo) actors in an original musical entitled Rainbow Kittens with Wings. Rainbow Kittens is a collaborative effort between the clients and staff of Portland Supported Employment, […]
Sasha Clapper
Ditch Digger Laborers’ Local 320 SW Broadway and Market Ditch diggers are the unheralded heroes of civilization. Ever since the shovel was invented, men and women have been displacing dirt, making it possible for us to drink water, flush toilets, drive on scenic interstates, and kiss under the Eiffel Tower. Sasha Clapper’s been shoveling dirt […]
Employee of the Week
Anna Marie Burchett Fit Specialist Oh Baby 1320 NE Broadway; 722 NW 23rd When life’s got you down, a new bra can really pull things back up! Oh Baby lingerie stores are the surest fix for a bad day at the office or in divorce court. Gorgeous underpinnings are playfully displayed among vintage books and […]
Employee of the Week
Brian Applegate Medicolegal Death Investigator Disaster Mortuary Operational Response Team (various locales) Brian Applegate got his start working at a funeral home transporting bodies, and was soon assisting during autopsies under the direction of a very cool doctor who cut up corpses while rocking out to the Misfits and the Dead Kennedys. Brian’s considerable aptitude […]
