Thanks to Geno for sending me this Youtube of a code-modified Grand Theft Auto, which he appropriately describes as “so Portland right now.”
Our esteemed editor, Wm. Steven Humphrey, even witnessed a near fatal collision between a biker and a tow truck this very morning. He was feet from death, personally, or so I understand.
Got them lining up in droves, eh, what, to comment on this piece?
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