The Mercury is presenting the Pedalpalooza Kick-Off Party tomorrow night (Thursday) so you should hop on your self-propelled hog and totally come! It’ll feature a super fun ride, music from Federale and Grandparents at Branx, and it’s ALL-AGES AND FREE. See you there!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “Come to the Pedalpalooza Kickoff-Party! IT’S FREE!!”

  1. i filmed some bike porn i’d like to show. me and my gf have a tandem bike that we outfitted some chaindriven reciprocating dildos onto, among other thngs. we might take it out for a spin one night.

  2. That name! It’s everywhere, it’s dumb and lazy. There’s a makeup company near me — Beautypalooza; that’s the best they could do, really. Can’t think of a name for your wine tasting event? Cabsavapalooza! Hosting a charcuterie themed dinner? Porkapalooza. Blues Fest downtown? BLOOZAPALOOZA.

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