This year’s Pedalpalooza is packed with incredible events, but none more incredible, in my totally unbiased opinion, than Matt Davis: Golf by bike. I’m leaving the Mercury‘s offices here on NE 21st tomorrow at 2:30, with clubs, balanced on the back of my bike. The aim is simple: Play a few holes, or at least hit a few balls, on one of Portland’s marvelous public courses. Won’t you join me? EXCUSES: 1.It’s to promote sustainability and awareness of the city’s excellent public courses. 2.It’s part of an organized bike festival. 3.Knock off early! 4.Golf!
GOLF: Don’t let bullshit get in the way…
what color ball you hit in the snow Davis?
White. I don’t let bullshit get in the way.
Golf is sooooo 2008. It’s all about curling now, eh. Haven’t you heard?
I only like water sports.
What? What did I say?
I was there. Matt hit a helluva game.